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High Tenor
Vocal Percussion
Lead
Baritone
Bass
Matt Atwood
Adam Rupp
Chris Rupp
Andrew Umphrey
Joe Fine
Songwriting is a funny art.  You can go months with
a basic idea in your head but yet nothing takes
form, and then one day the whole song writes itself
in an hour.  This song is based on a true story of a
fictional character who wrote an auto-biography
about a real person who never existed.  Think
about it.
Answering Maching:
"You have two new messages
First message"
--BEEP--

Voice:
"Hey, its me again
I was just in the neighborhood
Doing some bird-watching with my binoculars
Saw you in the window
So I thought I'd give you a call
You must not have heard it ring
You should really get your ears checked
Anywho...
I just wrote a new song
Thought you might like to hear it
Its about a little special someone
Guess who that is
YOU
I brought my a cappella group
To sing it for you
I don't know if you can see us out here
But, here it is!"


I spent last night outside your window pane
It was 10 below, but heck, Id do it again
For that one brief glance when you screamed,
In what I'm sure, was happiness
The way I figure, it must have been a test

I offered you my kidney - the offer still stands
Power of attorney, my collection of rubber bands!
I even knit you a rug, with the hair from your comb
It took 3 years, but now it can grace your home!

Chorus:
For you see how much I love you, how far I'm willing to go
The police may say I'm crazy, but heck, what do they know
We'll be together someday, If only you'd stop running away,
You would see how nice, I really am
You would see how nice, I really am.

You ran over my dog...it brought a smile to your face
Where you maybe hinting, that you need more space
You attacked me with your nail file,
Did you want to see other people for a while
'Cuz I could wait at least a few more days!

I see you throwing darts at my picture,
Well its nice you're thinking of me
You never answer your cell phone,
but I respect that you're thrifty!
That restraining order was a funny joke,
I laughed so hard I nearly had a stroke
'Cuz from 2000 feet its hard to get down on one knee!

Chorus:

It may seem, I'm a bit obsessed,
In fact my psychiatrist says I may be possessed
But at least you know, I'll be true
Ever since the 4th grade, Ive been stalki...loving, you!

Chorus:
For you see how much I love you, how far I'm willing to go
The police may say I'm crazy, but heck, what do they know
We'll be together someday, If only you'd stop running away,
You would see how nice, I really am
You would see how
nice...I...rea...lly
--BEEP--

Answering Machine:
"Message length limit exceeded
Second message"

(breath) Am.