



| Answering Maching: "You have two new messages First message" --BEEP-- Voice: "Hey, its me again I was just in the neighborhood Doing some bird-watching with my binoculars Saw you in the window So I thought I'd give you a call You must not have heard it ring You should really get your ears checked Anywho... I just wrote a new song Thought you might like to hear it Its about a little special someone Guess who that is YOU I brought my a cappella group To sing it for you I don't know if you can see us out here But, here it is!" I spent last night outside your window pane It was 10 below, but heck, Id do it again For that one brief glance when you screamed, In what I'm sure, was happiness The way I figure, it must have been a test I offered you my kidney - the offer still stands Power of attorney, my collection of rubber bands! I even knit you a rug, with the hair from your comb It took 3 years, but now it can grace your home! Chorus: For you see how much I love you, how far I'm willing to go The police may say I'm crazy, but heck, what do they know We'll be together someday, If only you'd stop running away, You would see how nice, I really am You would see how nice, I really am. You ran over my dog...it brought a smile to your face Where you maybe hinting, that you need more space You attacked me with your nail file, Did you want to see other people for a while 'Cuz I could wait at least a few more days! I see you throwing darts at my picture, Well its nice you're thinking of me You never answer your cell phone, but I respect that you're thrifty! That restraining order was a funny joke, I laughed so hard I nearly had a stroke 'Cuz from 2000 feet its hard to get down on one knee! Chorus: It may seem, I'm a bit obsessed, In fact my psychiatrist says I may be possessed But at least you know, I'll be true Ever since the 4th grade, Ive been stalki...loving, you! Chorus: For you see how much I love you, how far I'm willing to go The police may say I'm crazy, but heck, what do they know We'll be together someday, If only you'd stop running away, You would see how nice, I really am You would see how nice...I...rea...lly --BEEP-- Answering Machine: "Message length limit exceeded Second message" (breath) Am. |